.........LOVE MARRIAGE/ARRAGNGED.......

Love Marriage	Arranged Marriage
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.	Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents ) is not responding.	Compatible with hardware (Parents).
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.	You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.	All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.... if crashes that's the end	Arranged Marriage is like Unix.... Boring n colorless... but still extremely reliable n robust. May crash but easy to recover

ALL ABOUT REIKI

..............UNIVERSAL LIFE ENERGY........

It was in the month of October 2005, I came to know about Reiki in a book exhibition. There only I decided to take attunment of Reiki from Shivayogi Madanbhavi Sir. I took Two attunments and started practicing Reiki.

First, I experimented with my wife Neela. Her pains ( Leg, Head) were cured. She used to feel sleepy after recieving it. I personnely used to feel heat in my palms. I continued to practice. I went on getting amazing results. Its a very exciting method of healing. One can develope spiritually.

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SMS Humor #1
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho, uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE
TUNE
KYA KIYA?".

SMS Humor #2
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

SMS Humor #3
Ek admi sadhu se bola,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

SMS Humor #4
Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man, but she didn't tell her son
because....
"saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"

SMS Humor #5
sunsaan sadak ke paas ke sukhe hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni ke murjhaye
hue patte par baithe hue bhoot ke pair(leg) se nikalte hue khoon ke
bimar bacteria, how r u?

SMS Humor #6
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

SMS Humor #7
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi sajaa mile,
tujhe aayi ho badi jor se susu, aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile

SMS Humor #8
Woh chum le ek bar, to aati nahi neend,
unki meethi awaaz mein hee, raat jaati hai beet,
isliye kehta hoon yaaro, kachhua jalao machchar bhagao

SMS Message #9
Good looks catch the eyes,
but good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...

SMS Message #10
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp.....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.

SMS Message #11
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

SMS Message #12
>From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
>From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!

SMS Message #13
Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision !

SMS Message #14
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

SMS Message #15
Maine poochha chand se
"dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
Chand ne kaha
"Abey, itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

JUST READ IT....ITS EXCELLENT... !!!!!!!!! CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998- 45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.
Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the
National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
$49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you' ve reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registra tion number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic.... ... "

Customer: "#$$^%&$@$%^"

Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer: [Speechless]

Age:32

• Gender: Male
• Astrological Sign:Vrishabha
• Zodiac Year:Saggitarious
• Industry: Technology
• Occupation: Software Developer
  
• Location: Dharwad : Karnataka : India