Our birth is our opening balance. Our Death is our Closing balance. Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities. Our Creative Ideas area Assets. Heart is our Current Assets. Soul is our fixed Assets Brain is our Fix Deposit. Thinking is our Current account. Achievements are our Capital. Character & Morals, Stock in trade. Friends are our General Reserves.
Friday, August 2, 2013
Friday, March 12, 2010
Secrete of Success
Look at this image for 10 second and you fill charge to do something very positively and you will feel full of confidence and your work will give you success.
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
Question and the Answer given by Candidates. Oh sorry, most of them
are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q.. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview Placement)
Interviewer said 'I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!'
The boy thought for a while and said, 'my choice is one really
difficult question.'
'Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me
this. 'What comes first, Day or Night?'
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his
answer, but he thought for a while and said, 'It's the DAY sir!'
'How' the interviewer asked,
'Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!'
are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q.. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview Placement)
Interviewer said 'I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!'
The boy thought for a while and said, 'my choice is one really
difficult question.'
'Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me
this. 'What comes first, Day or Night?'
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his
answer, but he thought for a while and said, 'It's the DAY sir!'
'How' the interviewer asked,
'Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!'
Friday, March 5, 2010
LIFE AT A GLANCE IN COMMERCE STYLE
Our birth is our opening balance. Our Death is our Closing balance. Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities. Our Creative Ideas area Assets. Heart is our Current Assets. Soul is our fixed Assets Brain is our Fix Deposit. Thinking is our Current account. Achievements are our Capital. Character & Morals, Stock in trade. Friends are our General Reserves.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
ಶ್ಯಾಣ್ಯಾ ನಿರ್ವಾಹಕ
ನಾನು ಮೊನ್ನೆ ಬಸ್ ಸ್ಟಾಪ್ ಕಡೆ ನಿಂತಿದ್ದೆ ಅವಾಗ ಬಸ್ನಿಂದ ಇಳಿದ ನಿರ್ವಾಹಕ ಪಾನ್ ಅಂಗಡಿಯವಂಗ ಕೇಳ್ದ "ಬಾಯಾಗ ಇಟ್ಕೊಲ್ಲಕ ಒಂದ್ ಸಿಗರೇಟ್ ಕೊಡಪ " ನಾ ಅಲ್ಲೇ ಸುಮ್ನ ನಿಲ್ಲುದ ಬಿಟ್ಟ "ಅಯ್ಯೇ ಸಿಗರೇಟ್ ಮತ್ತ ಬಾಯಾಗ್ ಇತ್ಕೊತಾರ್ " ಅಂತ ಅಂದ್ಯಾ , ಅದಕ್ಕಆ ಶ್ಯಾಣ್ಯಾ ನಿರ್ವಾಹಕ " ನಾವಂತೂ ಬಯಾಗಾ ಇತ್ಕೊತೆವಿ, ನಿಮ್ಮದ ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ರಿಪಾ " ಅಂತ ಅನ್ದಬಿಟ್ಟ . ಅಲ್ಲಿದ್ದವರೆಲ್ಲ ಗೊಳ್ಳಅಂತ ನಕ್ಕ ಬಿಟ್ಟರ್ ನೋಡ್ರಿ"
Sunday, June 14, 2009
.........LOVE MARRIAGE/ARRAGNGED.......
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